Monday, March 2, 2009

Got Wench?

This is an actual ad - not a joke - that appeared in my church's March 2009 newsletter:

Need a Freezer?
Large chest freezer, free to a good home for just coming to pick it up. If interested, call F*******s Community Church at ***-**** or Dave C. at ***-****. Will most likely require a wench to get it out of the church basement.

Now I don't know about you, but I have a lot of stuff that needs to be moved out of my basement, and the funny thing is, I never thought of using a wench. If you have one I could hire, please call me at ***-****.


Amy Whitley said...

Oh Jenny! I'm so glad you emailed the link to this! I am so glad to catch up via your blog and read how you're doing. This entry made me laugh so hard. Don't you just love typos/ignorant spellings? This is my question...if I AM a wench, can I hire myself out for this type of heavy labor? Ha!

I have an ongoing blog here too! I think if you click on my name, it'll pop up. I also finished a re-write of my novel, and have gotten a few nibbles. Now I'm writing a children's book with a friend. Anyway, I'm glad to find you here, and will continue reading! Love, Amy

Cheryl said...

Bwaa Haa Ha! I love stuff like that. I recently saw a sign in my home town for a "Pancake Braekfast"

Cheryl said...

PS- Yes, it's probably because the contest is over. But you can get to the Qtpies site from my blogroll. :)